There's always somebody faster than you. And I remember when I was riding out in Canada and I had a mechanic friend of mine that was I was riding for Estelis in Canada or I was based in Toronto but they were a US team and we were out on a road and we were going to meet someone else and my mechanic I was telling his buddy, you know, Anthony's a pro and yeah, he's an amazing writer. I'm just like, just shut up. Just stop talking. Like, I'll stop saying I'm an amazing writer. I'm not like, it's a pecking order and there's always someone faster. And your man, the other guy, like my mechanic was loud and brash and loud and brash, triple good American. And my other buddy, or my mechanic's friend, was not loud and brash. He was very humble and reserved and an Italian old country guy. He's like, oh, yeah, my friend's gonna join us for today's ride as well. And I was kind of like, oh, yeah, hopefully he can hang on. And I got to. And I was like, what's your buddy doing? Is he doing much cycling? And he's like, yeah, he rides full time. And then down the road, I see a white jersey coming. And I'm like, hm, white jersey gets closer, gets closer, gets closer. I'm like, oh, that looks like the world champions jersey. And it was Rui Costa, the current world race champion at the time. And it just goes to show you there's always somebody faster. There's always somebody better. So if you are that local fast dude, stop walking around with a swagger on, stop thinking even ego because you can draw people in your local club ride. There is somebody faster than you. Park that ego and realize that when you get faster, what you shouldn't have is the ego. What you should have is a sensor responsibility that you've learned this stuff. You've graduated to the next step on the wrong, Now your job isn't to stand on people's head when they're faced down in a puddle. Your job is to pick them up. Your job is to show them the rules. Your job is to indoctrinate them into this beautiful thing that we have, the group ride. Because folks, I was saying, I'm old enough to remember before the internet. I'm old enough to remember before GCN, before parameters, before all that nonsense. There was a better way to do this. The goal of a group ride, it was the apprenticeship. It was the learning along the way. The end of it was the graduation and the graduation was the point where you felt a member of this community a member of this new beautiful thing and You learned from the leader, but in the process we all became leaders You know if I was one month into it somebody came in a week They're forced week into it. I taught them the stuff I learned in my first month likewise I learned from somebody who was a year in this who learned from somebody who was five years in it And I learned that you have to protect the weak from the strong. That was a great philosopher. I think was Nietzsche said it, the function of society is to protect the weak from the strong. And that's very much what the function of the group right is. We're only as strong as our weakest link in it. You know, we need to protect the weak links. We offer them food when they're hungry. We offer them water when they're thirsty. We offer them shelter from the wind. And that's what it is. So these are so many of the problems that I'm seeing in the group right. I didn't want to be that guy who just comes here and waxes lyrical on the soapbox about the problems of the group ride. I wanted to talk about how we fix this group ride because that's what we need. We need solutions. We need leaders to step up. Some of the problems that I just kind of noticed when I was on this group ride, it's... But in no particular order I'm going to rattle through somebody's and just pin them somewhere and say to people, This is how we group ride. When you're riding on the front, you need to be putting a decent effort in on the front. If you're someone who isn't hard right power, you need to be at least zone 3 when you're on the front, or it's going to bunch up behind you and people are going to be freewheeling and when people are freewheeling, they start getting bored and that's when they start accelerating and then going past you. But when you're on the front, it's not the time to start doing intervals, folks. Intervills are brilliant and they're an essential part of everyone's training plan. The group ride at the weekend isn't the time for them. The group ride at the weekend when we prioritize endurance, one, yes, but we prioritize scales. We prioritize learning to eat in a group. We prioritize learning to corner our people around us, learning to stand without throwing our bike back. These are things that we prioritize on the group ride, not going and just lashing it out full gas, zone five efforts when we're on the front of the group and tearing it apart.
At times, yes, we need to know there's a car coming, we need to know there's a car coming down, we're on a narrow country road, it's not wide enough for the car to get through and the bikes to get through, we need a shout. The appropriate shout is, car down, car's come down your throat and up your arse. That's the easy way to remember that one. Down your throat, up your arse. So there's a car coming down, it's car down and that's useful information the entire group needs to know it. Car up, rarely need to know it. Like why do we need to know there's a car coming behind me? What can I do with this information? If I'm 10 riders up the line in a group and you shout car up, what do you want me to do with that information? I can't do anything. It just puts people unnecessarily on edge and it's increased likelihood of a crash. Likewise, the Roy Leader is the one who makes calls on single-out. This single-out idea that I hear all the time, single-out does a car common. Like, no, we're not single-out does a car common. The Roy Leader gets to use his experience. Again, the Roy Leader is not the fast guy who spent 10k on a bike and a new parameter, the Royalty leaders, the one with experience who caused the shots. He decides if you're going to single out. Oftentimes, like what's easier to pass? Most of us are motorists and cyclists. What's easier to pass? A compact group of 10 Royaltyers cycling 2x2, maybe they occupy 200 meters of space on the road or a big long stretched out line of 20 riders in single foil, spanning 400-500 metres. You need a lot more free road to pass something like that. So oftentimes, it's easier to pass, double breast in a car. The ride leader gets to judge that. And that's where experience comes to play. So, folks, I'm sorry if this podcast this week is coming across like insane, tyrannical rant, but It's something, the group ride, it's something that's so beautiful and it's so pure. I remember going to France and my first group ride over in France, signing for the French team, Apoge, Super U. I hadn't ridden with any of these guys before and I didn't speak the language and I just went out into the group ride and we had our own language. It was perfect. hands flicked off the bars to indicate holes. We sped up gradually as we left town pace on the climbs. It was just hard enough that it wasn't going to drop the sprinters under the sense it was no necessary risks. It flowed perfect. If somebody was getting up out of the saddle to stand they gave a little flicker hand to indicate to the person behind them that they were about to stand. I I didn't speak the language native to the area, French. I did speak fluently the language of the group, right? And that's how I was able to go to France, to Canada, to America, to Belgium, race in all these places, and fit perfectly into the group, right? I was fluent in it. That's the problem now. None of us understand or know how to speak. this language of the group and if Reuters don't follow the rules which is Massively prevalent at the moment. They need to be talked to they need to be reprimanded There needs to be a strong talk and if it's a repeat offender they need to be asked to not write with the group again Because if you do write the group if you do follow the rules You will become part of the group You will become part of the bunch part of the peloton and membership for this club. It means something It's an exclusive club. Not everyone knows how to do this. It's a beautiful skill. It's an art and Please please please Let's not let it die. We all have a role to play in this every single person who's listening to this podcast today You have a role to play in preserving the group right keeping it alive for the next generation so they don't think that what is out there now represents group drawing because it's not the way. Back before all this, before the internet, there was a better way and that's what we need to get back to. So my mission to you today, I suppose it's like Mission Impossible here if you choose to accept it. I don't know, was that even Mission Impossible music? I don't know. Now, please get this podcast into the hands of your club mates. Get this podcast into the hands of your committee. If there's a committee running your club, into the hands of new guy starting pin it on your group, give it to people. Say, look, if you're common to do the group ride, you need to listen to this. You need to understand what the group ride is about. You need to understand that it's something special, that it's something important, that it's not something you just show up into cock measuring, half wheeling, who's got the fancy as bike, we're using the wrong metrics to judge success.